Out of necessity our brave Cannabaentrepreneur Robbie decided to revive the famous Robbies Dispensary because once again there was no good shit around. Much like housing the good shit was hard as hell to find and expensive as fuuuck. Like 300+ an onion expensive. Robbie is famous for the quote “ You can take that synthetic bullshit and go fuck yourself with it.” As a cannapurist Robbie suffers from cannabanoia which is the extreme fear that you will not be able to find the good shit. After a year of intense market research Robbie decided the new retail market was stupid as fuck and just went with a traditional sales structure but with shelves and a license. On August 5th 2024 Robbie proudly opened Robbies Dispensary bringing a laid back more affordable !!FUCKING LEGAL!! option to the party. 100% made in the USA.

On September 27th 2024 Hurricane Helene destroyed green mountain n.c. and it would be 6 months before the roads were repaired. While 100% of the immediate area was destroyed, a miracle happened and Robbie, Miss Kitty, and the house/dispensary survived.

“If im breathing we are going to have the good shit no matter what, ill fucking hike down the fucking mountain and get that shit i dont give a fuck”

Robbie

owner Robbies Dispensary